Getting Out of Your Bean Bag Chair

Getting out of a bean bag chair can seem like a daunting task. Well I am here to tell you there is nothing to fear. Bean bag chair egress does not have to be challenge when you choose the right technique. Here are the most common options: Push & Rise, Tuck & Roll, and the often controversial Vinyl Sack Slide.

Push & Rise - Developed during the Industrial Revolution, the Push & Rise (sometimes called Traditional) method has been around for a while. Using the arm muscles to slightly elevate the body from the bean bag chair makes the job of standing up a little less stressful for the legs. The P&R method does not require great strength, but is not the prefered choice of the weak or elderly.

Tuck & Roll - The Tuck & Roll method is the method of choice for Americans ages 27 - 34 and many Canadians ages 52 - 78. It relies on the simple principle of gravity to assist in the egress process. Simply lean to the side and pull the weight of your torso forward. Gravity kicks in and does the rest. The trick with the T&R is to remain graceful. This technique has the tendancy to get sloppy so try practicing a couple times in a room by yourself before attempting it in front of friends and loved-ones.

Vinyl Sack Slide - Popularized in the early 80's, this method has been the subject of debate since its inception. Though currently banned from professional bean bag chair egress tournaments, the technique is still widely practiced in many ametuer and underground bean bag chair arenas. The method consists of sliding down the front of the bean bag chair using special friction resisting clothing. Using such apparel can shave .008 seconds off the total egress time. This method can only be used while sitting in a vinyl bean bag chair or similar materials.

Being the Bean Bag Chair Pro, I cannot fully endorse or condemn one method against another. I suggest trying each method so you can make an informed decision yourself. Be sure to take certain variables into consideration when choosing a method. Such variables may include: weight, height, alergic reactions, bean bag preference, local customs, peer pressure, and elevation. With lots of hard work and certain failure afoot, getting out of your bean bag chair can be a wonderful experience, but certainly not daunting.